Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

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Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

Why did the cat sleep under the car?

Because she wanted to wake up oily!

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What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates.

Why couldnt the laptop see?

Cause it was SoDIMM

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Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

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Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

Who's there! Al! Al who?

Al lied!