Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

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What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

A manual.

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Cause seven eight ten.

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Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

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Who's there! Al! Al who?

Al lied!

Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!