Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

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What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

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A convertible.

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What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

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Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

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Who's there! Al! Al who?

Al lied!

Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!