Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why does everyone like the KKK?

Cause they're the best!

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

Body Shop Jokes More Body Shop Jokes

Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

Al Jokes More Al Jokes

Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

Who's there! Al! Al who?

Al lied!