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Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

What came first the car or the wheel?

The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.

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Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

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Who's there! Al! Al who?

Al lied!

Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!