Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

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What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

What would call it if all the cars in the country were pink?

A pink carnation.

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Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

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Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

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Who's there! Al! Al who?

Al lied!

Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!