Why couldnt the laptop see?

Cause it was SoDIMM

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What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

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Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

When my laptop asks "Are you sure?

It's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made.