Laptop Jokes

Which laptop has the most pleasant speakers?

A Dell

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What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

What do you call a laptop in the ocean?

A Dell, rolling in the deep.

What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal?

Computer

How do you do that?

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!

What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times?

A dell

Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep?

Because it has two shifts.

Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.

What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

What do you call a burger that merged with a laptop?

A big mac*

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When my laptop asks "Are you sure?

It's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made.

Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

What do you call a laptop that sings?

A Dell

Why couldnt the laptop see?

Cause it was SoDIMM

What do you call a singing Laptop?

A Dell

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Nep-tunes.

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Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

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Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a medal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

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What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

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You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

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What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

What do you call a pc that fell in the ocean?

A Dell rolling in the deep.

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Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet?

Click Whittington

What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in French...... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;))

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What do you call a singing laptop?

Adele

What do you call a singing Laptop?

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Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.