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Which laptop has the most pleasant speakers?

A Dell

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What's the deal with my laptop?

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.

What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

What do you call a laptop in the ocean?

A Dell, rolling in the deep.

What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal?

Computer

How do you do that?

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!

What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times?

A dell

Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep?

Because it has two shifts.

Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.

What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

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What do you call a burger that merged with a laptop?

A big mac*

When my laptop asks "Are you sure?

It's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made.

Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

What do you call a laptop that sings?

A Dell

Why couldnt the laptop see?

Cause it was SoDIMM

What do you call a singing Laptop?

A Dell

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