What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

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What happens when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses?

If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.

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What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

How does NASA throw a holiday party?

They planet.

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What did Sushie A say to Sushi B?

Wasa-B! Let's roll.

What is red and white and red and white and red and....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

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What did one ocean say to the other?

I'm not completely shore, but it must have been pretty deep.

Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

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What do you call a computer that says hello to you when you start it up?

A Dell.

What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell

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What do you call a burger that merged with a laptop?

A big mac*

What do you call a laptop in the ocean?

A Dell, rolling in the deep.