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What do you call a laptop in the ocean?

A Dell, rolling in the deep.

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Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible?

They're plane to sea

Dell Jokes More Dell Jokes

What is a musician's favorite computer?

A Dell

What kind of computer can't sing?

A Dell

Laptop Jokes More Laptop Jokes

Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.

How do you do that?

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!