Why does my computer keep saying hello?

It's a Dell.

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When do computers go to sleep?

When it's internight.

Why are frogs no good at websurfing?

Computers have them toad-ily confused.

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What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

What is a musician's favorite computer?

A Dell