Why does my computer say Hello?

Because it's a Dell.

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Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

Why was the computer stressed out when it got home from work?

Cause it had a hard drive.

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What kind of computer can't sing?

A Dell

What's the most emotional computer you can buy?

A Dell.