What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

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What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

An innocent bystumbler

What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.

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How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

What's something that you can catch but not throw?

Feelings. T.T

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What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

Why did the Orange stop rolling?

It ran out of juice!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

Why are oceans so salty?

Because the Earth is always tilted.

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Which computer is the best at singing?

A Dell.

What kind of computer can also sing?

A Dell.

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Which laptop has the most pleasant speakers?

A Dell

What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer