What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

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What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

RECALCULATING....*

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Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

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Why did the Orange stop rolling?

It ran out of juice!!!

What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo

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What brand of computer is best at singing?

A Dell

What do you call a singing Laptop?

A Dell

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What do you call a singing Laptop?

A Dell

Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep?

Because it has two shifts.