What does an illustrator say to his girlfriend on Valentine?

I'm font of you.

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What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

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What did the French chef give his wife on Valentine's Day?

A hug and a little quiche.

What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine