What does an illustrator say to his girlfriend on Valentine?

I'm font of you.

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How does a Trigonometry teacher appreciate his girlfriend?

Oh baby, you are so (1/cos C)!!!

What do you call a corn cob on a track team?

A maize runner. Credit goes to my girlfriend.

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How do you kiss a girl on Valentine's Day?

You use tulips.

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!