What does an illustrator say to his girlfriend on Valentine?

I'm font of you.

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Why can't student loan get a girlfriend?

Because he is forever a loan.

What did the lesbian vampire say to her girlfriend?

See you next month!

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Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Because they are very scentimental.

How do you kiss a girl on Valentine's Day?

You use tulips.