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Why can't student loan get a girlfriend?

Because he is forever a loan.

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What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?

Abort - Bort - Bort!

How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.

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How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what students are for.

Why can't student loan get a girlfriend?

Because he is forever a loan.

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Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

Because she had an interest in the principal.

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".