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Why can't student loan get a girlfriend?

Because he is forever a loan.

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Why are relationships complex?

Because you're real, but your girlfriend is imaginary

What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

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Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF file.

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Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

Because she had an interest in the principal.

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.