Why can't student loan get a girlfriend?

Because he is forever a loan.

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What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

What did the stoner say to his girlfriend?

We'd be good together.

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What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

How many teachers does it take to solve algebra?

None, that's what students are for.

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What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".