Why can't student loan get a girlfriend?

Because he is forever a loan.

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How did Jared lose 40lbs?

He dumped his girlfriend.

How many girlfriends does it take to change a light bulb?

It has to change for itself.

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What did the pre-school math teacher have to say about her students?

Every single one counts.

Where is the English Channel?

Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up

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Why can't student loan get a girlfriend?

Because he is forever a loan.

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan