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What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

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Your Age Is Only Math

How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!

Why can't student loan get a girlfriend?

Because he is forever a loan.

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

Because she had an interest in the principal.

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

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What is it called when you give money to a plains bison?

A buffaloan!

What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

How are you going to pay for that?

Oh, just put it on my bill.

Drones Jokes More Drones Jokes

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

What do you call a person who teaches about Drones?

Dronacharya

Throne Jokes More Throne Jokes

Why was Game of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne?

Sat down!

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.

Sword Jokes More Sword Jokes

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

Student Loan Jokes More Student Loan Jokes

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

What's the big deal about Jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

Why was the little boy crying at the diamond store?

He went to Jared

What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.