What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How about something personal?

Me: Personally I need a job.

What did the perverted scientist say to his colleague?

If you need me, I'll be in my Lab.

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

How do you know if somebody does crossfit?

They are probably in better shape than you.

Why would somebody punch a sheep?

Ewe wouldn't understand.

Triangle Jokes More Triangle Jokes

What did one triangle say to the other triangle?

Hey, we should get together and square dance!

What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

Loan Jokes More Loan Jokes

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

Sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

Cosine Jokes More Cosine Jokes

What do you call it when cosine plays?

Cos(play)

How do you project confidence?

Multiply by the cosine of the angle.