What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How do you ask someone if they're Vegan?

You don't need to, they'll tell you

How many mutants do you need to take over a Ship?

5 MutantA MutantB MutantC MutantD and Mutiny

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What do you say when somebody else has ruined your joke?

RIP post

Triangle Jokes More Triangle Jokes

What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United?

A triangle has three points

What did one triangle say to the other triangle?

Hey, we should get together and square dance!

Loan Jokes More Loan Jokes

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

Cosine Jokes More Cosine Jokes

What did the car dealer ask the oscilloscope?

Sin or cosine

How do you project confidence?

Multiply by the cosine of the angle.