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What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".

Why do we need to die?

Chickens

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

What do you call somebody after you give them a noogie?

A knucklehead.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Triangle Jokes More Triangle Jokes

How do you climb a triangle?

By scalene it

Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.

Loan Jokes More Loan Jokes

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

Cosine Jokes More Cosine Jokes

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

What did the car dealer ask the oscilloscope?

Sin or cosine