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What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

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How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

Triangle Jokes More Triangle Jokes

What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

Loan Jokes More Loan Jokes

Why can't student loan get a girlfriend?

Because he is forever a loan.

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

Cosine Jokes More Cosine Jokes

What did the car dealer ask the oscilloscope?

Sin or cosine

What do you call it when cosine plays?

Cos(play)