What did the car dealer ask the oscilloscope?

Sin or cosine

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How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

What is the first question you ask a baby cow, after its gotten over an illness?

How are you vealing?

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What did the car dealer ask the oscilloscope?

Sin or cosine

Why can't Irish do trigonometry?

They can't tan. Why can't Christians do trigonometry They can't sin. Why can't the rest of us trigonometry Just cos.

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How do you project confidence?

Multiply by the cosine of the angle.

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.