What did the car dealer ask the oscilloscope?

Sin or cosine

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What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread.

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask)

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What's the difference between a sin and a shame?

It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to take it out.

Why are religious people afraid of Trigonometry?

Cos they are afraid of Sin

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What do you call it when cosine plays?

Cos(play)

How do you project confidence?

Multiply by the cosine of the angle.