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What did the car dealer ask the oscilloscope?

Sin or cosine

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Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."

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Why was the priest afraid of trigonometry?

Cos sin

What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

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What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

What did the car dealer ask the oscilloscope?

Sin or cosine