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Sin Jokes

What did the mathematician's apprentice say when he didn't get acknowledged?

Notice me sin()!!!

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

Why was the priest afraid of trigonometry?

Cos sin

Why did the bear start playing music when the priest tried to absolve him of his sins?

Because the priest said "Bear, atone" and the bear thought he said "baritone" as in "play the baritone sax now". The bear immediately started wailing away on the sax, rocking back and forth so hard he knocked over all the prayer candles and almost snapped his own spine. All the priest could do was ask the lord for the strength needed to get this bear into heaven.

Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan

Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.

How do triangles communicate?

Sin language

Why did I divide sin by tan?

Just cos.

What's the difference between a sin and a shame?

It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to take it out.

What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common....about my boyfriend.

Why are religious people afraid of Trigonometry?

Cos they are afraid of Sin

How did Jesus pay for our sins?

Pray-Pal

I Love Pizza & You

I Love Pizza & You

What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

What's the difference between sin and shame?

It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

What did the car dealer ask the oscilloscope?

Sin or cosine

What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

What did God say to the cheese that sinned?

Gouda Hell.

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time...

What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

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What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

How do you calculate the length of rosemary?

Sprigonometry

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Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

What will Gene Wilder's last will and testament will say?

YOU GET NOTHING! Yeah I'm going to hell.

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What's the difference between most complex life forms, and the internet?

Most complex life forms are a tube within a tube, and the internet is more like a series of tubes.

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

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What does the beginning of the German alphabet start with?

Not Z.

What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

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Why did the trigonometric function go to the tanning salon?

Cos sin tan (Because suntan)

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What religion still believes in the Big Bang?

X-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis Islam

How do you a convert a number to a radical?

You convert it to Islam.

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What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

What are your strengths?

I'm an optimist and a positive thinker." "Give me an example" "When do I start "