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Sin Jokes

What did the mathematician's apprentice say when he didn't get acknowledged?

Notice me sin()!!!

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Why was the priest afraid of trigonometry?

Cos sin

Why did the bear start playing music when the priest tried to absolve him of his sins?

Because the priest said "Bear, atone" and the bear thought he said "baritone" as in "play the baritone sax now". The bear immediately started wailing away on the sax, rocking back and forth so hard he knocked over all the prayer candles and almost snapped his own spine. All the priest could do was ask the lord for the strength needed to get this bear into heaven.

Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan

Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.

How do triangles communicate?

Sin language

Why did I divide sin by tan?

Just cos.

What's the difference between a sin and a shame?

It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to take it out.

What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common....about my boyfriend.

Why are religious people afraid of Trigonometry?

Cos they are afraid of Sin

How did Jesus pay for our sins?

Pray-Pal

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What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

What's the difference between sin and shame?

It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

What did the car dealer ask the oscilloscope?

Sin or cosine

What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

What did God say to the cheese that sinned?

Gouda Hell.

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time...

What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

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Strength Jokes More Strength Jokes

What are your strengths?

I'm an optimist and a positive thinker." "Give me an example" "When do I start "

What would you say are your strengths?

Me: Words Him: Can you say more Me: More Him: Me: I'm also good at directions

Lord Jokes More Lord Jokes

Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord of the Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

Acknowledge Jokes More Acknowledge Jokes

What do Catholics and Baptists have in common?

Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.

What did the mathematician's apprentice say when he didn't get acknowledged?

Notice me sin()!!!

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

What kind of music do rabbits listen to?

HIP HOP

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

What do you get when you cross a regular potato and a sweet potato?

A tater tot.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why did the bear start playing music when the priest tried to absolve him of his sins?

Because the priest said "Bear, atone" and the bear thought he said "baritone" as in "play the baritone sax now". The bear immediately started wailing away on the sax, rocking back and forth so hard he knocked over all the prayer candles and almost snapped his own spine. All the priest could do was ask the lord for the strength needed to get this bear into heaven.

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

Anime Jokes More Anime Jokes

What do you call a math teacher in an anime?

Sin Pi

What anime do Mexicans watch?

Boku no Pico de Gallo

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

What did one ovary say to the other one?

Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."