What's the difference between a sin and a shame?

It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to take it out.

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Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit?

1 figure, literally and figuratively.

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What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

What's the difference between a sin and a shame?

It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to take it out.

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What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

What did the car dealer ask the oscilloscope?

Sin or cosine