Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.
Slot shaming.
It depends on where I draw the line.
It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to take it out.
It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!
He nose what he's doing
The stand-up chameleon.
You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...
Slow down and maybe use some lube...
Tom" Cruise Missiles.
In a Dutch accent Not much Gouda
Both enjoy cracking open a cold one.
I feel so enlightninged!
Eli5
I don't know either, I walked out early too.
Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
Stopping it with a shovel.
