Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.
Slot shaming.
It depends on where I draw the line.
It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to take it out.
It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
Restaurants have better servers.
Removed
Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted
It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.
I find racist jokes to be the funniest! Share your best racist jokes here, but please stay respectful
The stand-up chameleon.
Sir
A gorilla with a machine gun.
Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.
Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada
Banner.
It pulled a mussel.
Cos sin
Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.
