What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

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Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What do you call someone who pushes people down stairs?

A stairorist.

Why can't t-rexs do push ups?

Because they have been extinct for 65 million years.

Slide Jokes More Slide Jokes

What does Taylor Swift say when going down a slide?

Weeeeeeeeeee, are never never never, getting back together.

What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)