What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

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Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

Why did the ox fall down the hill?

It was an oxident.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why is flatulence more satisfying after a long struggle to push it out?

Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

Slide Jokes More Slide Jokes

How are STEM majors and inflatable slides the same?

You start off excited over your lofty heights and slowly slide down into something soft.

What does a Mexican get when he slides down a hill?

Gracias

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it