What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

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Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

What is red and white and red and white and red and....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How do you make an apple turnover?

Push it down hill.

What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

Slide Jokes More Slide Jokes

How are STEM majors and inflatable slides the same?

You start off excited over your lofty heights and slowly slide down into something soft.

Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the South Pole and polar bears live in the North Pole.

Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

The Icebergs