What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

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Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking...... JK Rowling

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How do you manage that?

I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off.

Slide Jokes More Slide Jokes

What's black and slides down Nelson's column?

Winnie Mandela.

What does Taylor Swift say when going down a slide?

Weeeeeeeeeee, are never never never, getting back together.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.

Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.