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What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

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Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!

Why did the ox fall down the hill?

It was an oxident.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

Slide Jokes More Slide Jokes

What's black and slides down Nelson's column?

Winnie Mandela.

How do monkeys go down the stairs?

They slide down the banana-ster!

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him

What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.