What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

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Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What is red and white and red and white and red and....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

Who pushed the neonate out an endometrium?

Your mom.

Slide Jokes More Slide Jokes

What does a Mexican get when he slides down a hill?

Gracias

How do monkeys go down the stairs?

They slide down the banana-ster!

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the South Pole and polar bears live in the North Pole.