How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How do you cut pizza?

With Little Ceasar's.

What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with?

Little Caesar's

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why is flatulence more satisfying after a long struggle to push it out?

Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**

How do you make an apple turnover?

Push it down hill.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee?

Neither. It's a Thai.

Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice