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How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Who pushed the neonate out an endometrium?

Your mom.

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you call a mollusk on a boat?

A snailor

Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What does Batman take in his whiskey?

Just ice.

Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee?

Neither. It's a Thai.