How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

What is a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons:

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

What do you get when you push a piano down a mining shaft?

A flat minor.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

Why shouldn't you take the Fourier transform of a square pulse while on a boat?

Because you don't wanna sinc!

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.