How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What fish is best to have in a boat?

A Sailfish.

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his Thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?

It lives on ice!