How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

What do you call a black brick with three holes in it?

A polish bowling ball.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What is the cheapest part of a boat?

The part with the sail in it.

How do they launch a champagne factory?

They throw a boat at it.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What does Batman get in his drink?

Just Ice

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)