Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.
A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.
In case he gets a hole in one.
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Logger-rhythms.
You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...
A flat minor.
Scholar ships!
On a Freudian Slip
Just ice
Just ice.