What fish is best to have in a boat?

A Sailfish.

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What do you call someone who is really good at fishing?

A master-baiter

Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

What do boats and fourier transforms have in common?

Both sinc when rect.