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What fish is best to have in a boat?

A Sailfish.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you call a boat that gives you nothing but trouble?

A woe boat.

How do they get to smoke their cigarettes?

They throw one cigarette overboard, which make the boat a cigarette lighter.