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What fish is best to have in a boat?

A Sailfish.

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How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo

How long should you microwave fish for?

Tuna half minutes.

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What is the Puerto Rican national anthem?

Row row row your boat

Why do they call boats "she"?

Because the wives had to get on board somehow.