What fish is best to have in a boat?

A Sailfish.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

What do you call a fish in orbit?

Trouterspace.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his Thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"