What fish is best to have in a boat?

A Sailfish.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you call a boat made out of corn?

A tortilla ship!

Why is the rear end of a boat so tough?

It's made of stern stuff.