What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster.

What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Odor Odor in the court!!!

Kentucky Derby Jokes More Kentucky Derby Jokes

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

Bookie Jokes More Bookie Jokes

Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.