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What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Leave it in the cow.

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

One to three for breaking and entering.

Kentucky Derby Jokes More Kentucky Derby Jokes

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

Bookie Jokes More Bookie Jokes

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.