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What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow?

Cows are real.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

Kentucky Derby Jokes More Kentucky Derby Jokes

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

Bookie Jokes More Bookie Jokes

Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.