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What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow a French fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why is milk so fast?

Because it's pasteurized before you see it!

What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.

Why did the Earth suddenly enter a manic episode then go back to a depressive episode?

Because it's bipolar.

Kentucky Derby Jokes More Kentucky Derby Jokes

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

Bookie Jokes More Bookie Jokes

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.