What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

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What goes oo ooo oooo?

A cow with no lips.

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A 3 legged cow

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In case she wanted black coffee.

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

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What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?

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Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

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What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.