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What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow?

Cows are real.

Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

To say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why is milk so fast?

Because it's pasteurized before you see it!

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

What gets louder if you enter it from one end, but quieter if you enter it from the other?

A howler monkey.

What does a bird say when he enters Nofrills?

Cheap, Cheap, Cheap...

Kentucky Derby Jokes More Kentucky Derby Jokes

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

Bookie Jokes More Bookie Jokes

Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.