What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

What do you call a cow with five legs?

Rare.

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How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.

Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

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Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

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What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

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What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.