What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

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How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.

What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and milk?

Chocolate milk! What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and chocolate milk Diabetes

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

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Why did the Earth suddenly enter a manic episode then go back to a depressive episode?

Because it's bipolar.

What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?

Kentucky Derby Jokes More Kentucky Derby Jokes

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

Bookie Jokes More Bookie Jokes

Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.