Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet

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How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

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Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

Why don't the Chinese have casinos?

Because they don't like Tibet

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What did the Dalai Lama say at the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything

Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama?

Eggs-aisle.