Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet

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Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

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By spending a large fortune.

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Why don't the Chinese have casinos?

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Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.

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Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.

How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.