Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

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Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

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Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

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Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

Where do you see yourself in 5 lives?

Dalai Lama job interview)