Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet

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Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet

How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

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What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.

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What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop?

Make me one with everything.

Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama?

Eggs-aisle.