What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

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What kind of olives do I like?

Olive them

Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways?

He was a foyer.

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How many wiseguys does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who's asking

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

What's Irish and stays out all night?

Patio Furniture

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What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.

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What do children in north korea study for a science?

Kimistry

Why is North Korea so lame?

It's got no Seoul.

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What about "BusinessMyspace"?

Nah, it's taken. Okay, what about "LinkedIn"

How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists Nah, they can't screw

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Why did the monks go to the casino?

Tibet.

Why don't the Chinese have casinos?

Because they don't like Tibet