What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

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What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

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Why don't the Chinese have casinos?

Because they don't like Tibet

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Because he likes Tibet.