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What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

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What is the deadliest bear?

Seriously... I don't know the punchline to this, help me out.

What's the most common question in Quantum Physics?

I don't know

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Why don't the Chinese have casinos?

Because they don't like Tibet

What's a hipsters favorite season?

Summer, they like it before it's cool

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What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

What does Mexican binary code consist of?

Zeros and Juans.

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What do you call two couches that are in love with each other?

Homosectionals.

Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.

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How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt