Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9.

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What's the smartest dinosaur?

Thesaurus Rex! omg, I crack myself up! Skip

Why did we skip windows 9?

Because 7 8 9 I'm so sorry

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Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

It was closed.

What's the difference between a dog and Windows 10?

A dog knows what is 'no'.

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How does a psychic cokehead tell the future?

With a magic 8-ball

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

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What's the difference between a jazz guitarist and a rock guitarist?

A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.

What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

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What did 6 say to 9?

Baby! Let's do a 69.

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.