Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

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Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

What do you call a man in the window?

INNUENDO!!!!!!!

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What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common?

People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.

Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

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Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a free lunch?

Bernie Sanders exists.

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What was the hexadecimal 6 afraid of the Canadian hexadecimal 7?

Because 7 8 9 A

Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.