Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

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What do Spider-Man and Windows 98 have in common?

They're always rebooting.

Why is there no Windows 9?

Because 7 8 9.

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Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2

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What do you call a color that doesn't exist?

A pigment of your imagination.

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

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Why is there no Windows 9?

Because 7 8 9.

Why did the number 6 cry?

Because 7 8 9. (7 ate 9)