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Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

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What does my girlfriend and Windows 8 have in common?

They are both 8........

What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster?

The train got windows

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How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

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How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

What's the difference between UFOs and an honest politician?

It is possible that UFOs exist.

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Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

Why is 6 divorcing 7?

Because 7 8 out 9.