Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

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What do windows feel when they get hurt?

Pane!

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!

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How do we know that Joan of Arc was French?

She was maid in France!

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

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What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia