Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

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How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!

What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

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Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9

Why did microsoft go directly to windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

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What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

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Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.