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Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

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Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

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What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

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How do we know that Joan of Arc was French?

She was maid in France!

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

Why would he put that on a resume?

Oh. My. God. You're hired.