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Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

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Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did they go from Windows 8 straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9!

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

Microsoft Jokes More Microsoft Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

Maid Jokes More Maid Jokes

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?

They're hiring.

How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.