Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

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Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

What does my girlfriend and Windows 8 have in common?

They are both 8........

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How soft is Bill Gate's pillow?

Microsoft.

What kind of cereal does Microsoft make?

Wind O's

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Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

What do you call a cheap maid uniform?

Maid in China.

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)