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Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

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What's the difference between Paul Walker and Windows 10?

Paul Walker only crashed once.

Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9.

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Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.

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What do you call a cheap maid uniform?

Maid in China.

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

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How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.

How do you think bus driver interviews go?

Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!