Because they don't do Windows
Because 7 8 9!
Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.
Because seven "ate" nine.
Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."
Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"
J-lo Cloths
They're hiring.
Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.