Maid Jokes

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

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I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

What do you call a cheap maid uniform?

Maid in China.

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French?

She was maid in France!

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France Jokes More France Jokes

What street in France do reindeer live on?

Rue Dolph

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Joan Jokes More Joan Jokes

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

What do Alicia Keys, Katniss Everdeen, and Joan of Arc all have in common?

They're all girls on fire.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

What type of dog leaves a mark?

Shar pei

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican firefighter call his son??

Jose

What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

What did Helen Keller say when she put down the cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read.

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

When his hand caught fire!!

What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you call a person with a nose but no body?

Nobody knows

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths