Maid Jokes

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

What do you call a cheap maid uniform?

Maid in China.

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French?

She was maid in France!

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Cloth Jokes More Cloth Jokes

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?

The cloths hanger only solves one problem.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

Why do Stasi officers make such good taxi drivers?

You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live.

France Jokes More France Jokes

Where'd you get that?

The parrot says, "In France. They're everywhere!"

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

Mafia Jokes More Mafia Jokes

What do you call the mafia of aggressive pepper salesmen?

The all up in yo business.

What is a Mafia enforcer's favorite game?

Whack-A-Mole

China Jokes More China Jokes

Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

What do Lumber jacks do in China?

Chop sticks!

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who worships Doritos?

A Chipmonk.

How do you get a person with podophobia to leave?

Just say "shoe".

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

How did Helen Keller meet her husband?

On a blind date!

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.