Maid Jokes

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

I Love Pizza & You

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

What do you call a cheap maid uniform?

Maid in China.

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French?

She was maid in France!

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Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

Artist Jokes More Artist Jokes

What do you call a artist with a rash?

Leonardo Da Itchy

How did the artist paint a picture?

Easel-y.

Mafia Jokes More Mafia Jokes

What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

What is a Mafia enforcer's favorite game?

Whack-A-Mole

Arc Jokes More Arc Jokes

What do you call someone who is obsessed with Joan of Arc?

A heroine addict.

What do Alicia Keys, Katniss Everdeen, and Joan of Arc all have in common?

They're all girls on fire.

China Jokes More China Jokes

Why are there no stray dogs in China?

Have you heard of stray chickens

What do you call 69-ing in China?

Tu Can Chu

Prince Jokes More Prince Jokes

What white actor is going to play Prince in his bio pic?

Peter Dinklige

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know a joke is a repost?

It's on the front page

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs!

Joan Jokes More Joan Jokes

Where could you look up Joan of Arc's profile?

On Tinder.

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French?

She was maid in France!