Maid Jokes

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

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What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

What do you call a cheap maid uniform?

Maid in China.

How many chores can horny maids do?

70. Cooking and 69.

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How do we know that Joan of Arc was French?

She was maid in France!

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How do you hire an elephant?

Stand it on four bricks!

What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof?

You're hired

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

When his hand caught fire!!

What do you call a Sith Lord who lives in the woods?

Darth Deciduous

Cloth Jokes More Cloth Jokes

What's the best way to wipe a computer server?

A cloth.

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.

France Jokes More France Jokes

Where'd you get that?

The parrot says, "In France. They're everywhere!"

Why are there no bungalows in France?

Because the French have many flaws

Arc Jokes More Arc Jokes

Where could you look up Joan of Arc's profile?

On Tinder.

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between David Blaine and the NRA?

The former has a cunning array of stunts

What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.

How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet