Maid Jokes

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

Couple's Daily Question Mug

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

What do you call a cheap maid uniform?

Maid in China.

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French?

She was maid in France!

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Why do pop artists hate shoe shopping?

They have too many ft. *edit for spelling

What do you call a artist with a rash?

Leonardo Da Itchy

China Jokes More China Jokes

What's your favorite city in China?

Taiwan

What's the name of China's new atmosphere-cleanup program?

The Desolation of Smog.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

What is yellow and rolls down a hill?

Mustard in a rollerskate

What do you give a dog with a fever?

Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus.

How do you know if a hippie was at your house?

He's still there.

Manhattan Jokes More Manhattan Jokes

What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

Fbi Agent Jokes More Fbi Agent Jokes

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.