Maid Jokes

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

Couple's Daily Question Mug

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

What do you call a cheap maid uniform?

Maid in China.

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French?

She was maid in France!

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Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What is your favorite type of wood?

Mine is morning.

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

Cloth Jokes More Cloth Jokes

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

Manhattan Jokes More Manhattan Jokes

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

Fbi Jokes More Fbi Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur FBI agent?

A pteredacted.

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

What did the Mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What did the French chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

Looks like we have debris all over the place

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

China Jokes More China Jokes

What's considered an homemade gift in China?

An IPhone.

Why did China lose WW2?

Because their weapons were made in China