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What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

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Why does the Buick Century have that name?

It's the average age of someone who drives one.

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A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

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J-lo Cloths

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Ryes over rum.

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How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!

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What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

What do you do when you see a space man?

You park, man.