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What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

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How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!

What car does Catwoman drive?

A Purrgeot.

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Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

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What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport?

Basket-ball of course!

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A mew-tineer! And what do you call a genetically altered cow A moo-tant, of course!

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What do you do when you see a space man?

You park, man.

What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.