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What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

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What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

What is the cheapest date ever?

Drive in reverse trough the mcdrive, so the checkout is on her side.

Manhattan Jokes More Manhattan Jokes

What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

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How do you catch digital fish?

With clickbait, of course!

Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

Space Man Jokes More Space Man Jokes

What do you do when you see a space man?

You park, man.

What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.