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What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

What do you get when you mix a car and a refrigerator?

A car-brrrrr-etor

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

Spaceman Jokes More Spaceman Jokes

What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.