What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

Spaceman Jokes More Spaceman Jokes

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

He's been chasing parked cars.

Why did the chicken cross the park?

To get to the other slide...