What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

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What did the blond girl say when she saw the car?

That's the lost one right there.

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

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What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

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What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

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What does Michael J Fox do when his son parks in his space?

He Park in son's space

What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!