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Why did the flower fall over?

It was a little daisy

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When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

Why did Sally fall of the swingset?

She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sally.

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What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar?

Robbery with violets!

How do Ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday?

By putting flowers on its grave.