A "booquet" of flower.
It was a little daisy
Beez Nuts!
Petal to the nettle!
Chrysanthemum's the word.
Pilgrims.
An oopsy daisy.
He's on route.
They're buds
Because they have all of the anthers!
Petal.
Ze Hoegaarden.
Orlando Bloom.
Cupigs!
Robbery with violets!
So you can't see their underplants.
Tulips.
Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!
Because April showers, bring May flowers!
Because B's go after them!
Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!
A Romantic Jester!
A dandy lion!
It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.
Because Bs like flowers.
Hello honey!
Sunflower.
They have all of the anthers.
Cauliflowers!
A get wellephant!
Tulips
He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.
Wait at a buzz stop!
Because he's got a hollow-weenie.
You give her a test-tickle.
A sic joke
Because if it didn't it would be Li-ion.
They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)
Honey.
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.
When it's down to it's last quarter.
When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".
Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.
Spring water.
I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.
A free-LOTR
