Flower Jokes

A "booquet" of flower.

It was a little daisy

Petal to the nettle!

Chrysanthemum's the word.

You know you want it, Honey

They bring flowers to his grave.

An oopsy daisy.

He's on route.

They're buds

Because they have all of the anthers!

Ze Hoegaarden.

Orlando Bloom.

Robbery with violets!

So you can't see their underplants.

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

Because B's go after them!

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

A Romantic Jester!

A dandy lion!

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

Because Bs like flowers.

Hello honey!

You don't have to bring the flowers.

They have all of the anthers.

Cauliflowers!

A get wellephant!

The Search Bar.

Man-go juice!

She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.

Their GPA drops

The ark-hives.

It had a SPOILER on it.

Petal to the nettle!

San Diego San-dee-eygo sandee-eygo sandy-eggo i'll letmyselfout

Cause they're always dropping beets

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

Why falling US$ erected so fast after GFC

Plymouth Rock

Flower Jokes

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Couple's Daily Question Mug

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What did the flower say to the bicycle?

Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

What do you call a flower in Florida?

Who sends flowers on Valentines Day?

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar?

Why do flower beds have mulch?

What kind of flower grows on your face?

How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Birthday State of Mind

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Why are A's like flowers?

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

What do you call a clown that gives you flowers?

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

Why does the letter A look like a flower?

What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

What did the bee say to the flower?

What flower loves to be in the sun?

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What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?

How many lips does a flower have?

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