What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?

Cauliflowers!

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What kind of fish will help you hear better?

A herring aid!

What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon?

Sow-r dough bread.

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What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

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Who sends flowers on Valentines Day?

Cupigs!

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "