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What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?

Cauliflowers!

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What kind of liquid does a pig's printer use?

Oink

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

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Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

How do Etheopians celebrate their first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave

Valentine Day Jokes More Valentine Day Jokes

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day.

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's Day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*