What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?

Cauliflowers!

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What kind of snake is good at math?

An adder.

What kind of tableware do gym trainers use?

Pilates

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How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

How does a flower get pollinated?

Beez Nuts!

Valentine Day Jokes More Valentine Day Jokes

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day.

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "