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What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?

Cauliflowers!

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What kind of TV show do felines watch?

Catoons

What kind of underwear does Severus Snape wear?

Always.

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Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

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What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.