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What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?

Cauliflowers!

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What kind of bear likes the rain?

A drizzley bear.

What kind of ants are very learned?

Pedants!

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How do Ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday?

By putting flowers on its grave.

How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

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How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!