What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?

Cauliflowers!

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What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

What kind of dinosaur writes poetry?

A Bronte-saurus.

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What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

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What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?

Let me call you Tweet heart!

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.