What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?

Cauliflowers!

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What kind of cuisine did the rude Jamaican serve?

Caribbean Jerk. Ayyyyy!

What kind of shoes to frogs like?

Open toad sandals!

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What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

Tulips.

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How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?

You're purrr-fect for me!