How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?

They both drop their needles!

What did the ghost say on December 25th?

Scary Christmas!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do tennis players never get married?

Because Love means nothing to them.

What is the name of the martial arts discipline that the anime girl that you are in love with practices?

Wai fu.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

How many of you believe in telekinesis?

Raise MY hand!

Why was the dyslexic atheist a cat person?

He doesn't believe in dog.

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

Why doesn't India celebrate Halloween?

No Gandhi

What do white girls celebrate on December 25th?

ChristMAAAAAAAAAS

God Jokes More God Jokes

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

Where's your buccaneers?

The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"

Valentine Day Jokes More Valentine Day Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!

How do single people honor Valentine's Day?

By Celibating!