I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "
Because it's the reason for the sneason.
Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."
Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!
When I fall in love it will be for heifer.
That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.
A "no one will ever believe me".
Because they hate Turkey
Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.
Well... If it's any constellation...
God doesn't think that He's Kanye.
Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"
The thermometer responded, "0K."
Ughs and kisses!
