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How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

How does NASA organize their Christmas party?

They planet

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas?

A Headphone

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

God Jokes More God Jokes

What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.

What console does god use?

Praystation

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

Valentine Day Jokes More Valentine Day Jokes

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?

Cauliflowers!