How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the blind deaf mute boy in a wheelchair get for Christmas?

Cancer!

What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer!*

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

Where would you find the scientist who loved to f$k dogs?

In the lab.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why was the dyslexic atheist a cat person?

He doesn't believe in dog.

What do you call a mushroom who strongly believes in radical Islamism?

A fungimentalist

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

How do you celebrate Christopher Columbus day?

Barge into your neighbor's home and claim it as yours.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What, why?

Is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?

Spocrates.

Valentine Day Jokes More Valentine Day Jokes

What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.

How do single people honor Valentine's Day?

By Celibating!