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How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What will Tesla build this Christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's does an extractor fan sound like?

I used to love tractors

Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

Why can't Athiests solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

The Icebergs

Why were Mexicans celebrating at a stop sign?

They saw it as a sign to pare.

God Jokes More God Jokes

How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation...

What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?

Spocrates.

What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.

Valentine Day Jokes More Valentine Day Jokes

What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.

What's your emer- She said don't get her anything for Valentine's Day! 911: And you didn't?

No! 911: Placing you in protective custody.