How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A ghoul Yule!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call cute seeds?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

Do NOT respond with "I know, right!"

What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?

Spocrates.

Valentine Day Jokes More Valentine Day Jokes

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day.

Who sends flowers on Valentines Day?

Cupigs!