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How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What's Christmas called in England?

Yule Britannia!

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do people say love is like chemistry?

Because you can put it in someones drink

How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why are Mumford &amp Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

What's the most believed oxymoron?

Peaceful muslims

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.

How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

They place flowers on the grave.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What do you call the god of cheese?

Cheesus

What's the difference between God and an electrician?

God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

Valentine Day Jokes More Valentine Day Jokes

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.