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What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

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Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

What do you call a cardboard belt?

A waist of paper.

Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd...Ba da bum chssh

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

What is long, hard and leaves a warm, white, sticky substance in your mouth?

Toothbrush.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

Payday vs prayday.

How'd he do it?

The horses name was Friday.

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

What do you call an intense love of math?

Calculust.

Why is DeadMau5 bad at math?

He drops the base when doing logs.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

How does Bono spell color?

With or without "u"

Crumple Jokes More Crumple Jokes

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too