Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u
Because it was stationary.
Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"
Amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac
Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!
Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
A sadder day.
At a crow bar.
They both have an alge-bra.
Trigger-nometry.
If u say its not ok they give it to u for free
Their response Flexicution
SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer
