What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

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Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

What's the difference between an immigrant &amp a book?

One of them has papers.

Why cant Mexicans smoke joints?

They aint ever got any papers

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

What's believing in evolution?

Apetheism

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?

Saturday Night Fever.

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

What kind of math can you do with light?

Refractions

What's math?

People who give 110%

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.

Crumple Jokes More Crumple Jokes

What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too