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What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

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Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

Answer "Scissors." then drive away..

What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt?

That's a waist of paper!

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

Why did Horse Santa put his dentist on the naughty list?

You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

What's the difference between a white story and a black story?

A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

Where do Crows hang out on a Friday nght?

At a crow bar.

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

How many redditors does it take to get a joke?

Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.

Whats a weightlifters favorite kind of math?

AlgeBRUH!

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

Crumple Jokes More Crumple Jokes

What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too