What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

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Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

Answer "Scissors." then drive away..

What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What has a mouth but no teeth?

A river.

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?

They don't believe in higher power.

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

Why is Math always sad?

Because it has too many problems.

Why are Aluminum Phosphate ions so bad at math?

They have trouble forming solutions.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crumple Jokes More Crumple Jokes

What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u