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What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

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Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.

Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

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What do you call a singing Laptop?

A Dell

Why couldnt the laptop see?

Cause it was SoDIMM

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What animal gets applauded?

The mosquito.

What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer

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What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer