What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer

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Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

Why are envelopes and papers white?

Because blackmail is illegal.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three?

One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

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Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep?

Because it has two shifts.

What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times?

A dell

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What animal gets applauded?

The mosquito.

What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer

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What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer