SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer
He didn't sight sources.
Because baggers can't be choosers,
Hurricanes with cataracts
A Fsh
I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.
A Dell
The mosquito.
JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too