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Why did the orange move to veggieland?

So he could live in peas and hominy.

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What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.

What's the most polite meal?

Peas and franks.

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How's it like living in a totalitarian regime?

Can't complain.

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

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What's an idealist vegetarian's favorite meal?

Peas and hominy

Why did the orange move to veggieland?

So he could live in peas and hominy.