Why did the orange move to veggieland?

So he could live in peas and hominy.

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Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.

What's the most polite meal?

Peas and franks.

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

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Why did the orange move to veggieland?

So he could live in peas and hominy.

What's an idealist vegetarian's favorite meal?

Peas and hominy