Why did the orange move to veggieland?

So he could live in peas and hominy.

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Why did the lettuce get arrested?

For disturbing the peas!

What's the most polite meal?

Peas and franks.

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Why does Bono never get any mail?

He lives on a street with no name.

What is a Budget?

An orderly system for living beyond your means.

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Why did the orange move to veggieland?

So he could live in peas and hominy.

What's an idealist vegetarian's favorite meal?

Peas and hominy