Why did the orange move to veggieland?

So he could live in peas and hominy.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

What's an idealist vegetarian's favorite meal?

Peas and hominy

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What's an idealist vegetarian's favorite meal?

Peas and hominy

Why did the orange move to veggieland?

So he could live in peas and hominy.