Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a Luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is

What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Where do the cleverest parrots live?

In the brain tree forests!

Where does Iron Man live?

Iron know.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport?

Basket-ball of course!

What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

Niagara Falls Jokes More Niagara Falls Jokes

What keeps fish from flying of Niagara Falls?

They don't have a pilots license.

What do old men and the Niagara Falls have in common?

Just receding.