Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"

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How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

What do you think of wearing a straight jacket?

I think I could pull it off

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What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

Is unwise, apparently.

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How an Illuminati living in the Arctic is called?

An Igloominati

What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

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What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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When did she die?

My guess would be sometime this morning.

When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

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How does a penman make his living?

He charges a calligra-fee of course!

What type of phones do fish use?

Shellular*, of course...

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What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)

What did Cinderella say before she got to the ball?

Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)

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Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"

What do old men and the Niagara Falls have in common?

Just receding.