Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"

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What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why was the army recruiter in the nursery?

To find more people for the infantry! I'm sorry.

What's the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Where do good bees live?

A bee-have

Where did the engine go after he retired?

To live in a motor home

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Why do golf commentators speak softly?

To not wake the audience.

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's a pigs favorite morning tv show?

Morning Ham

What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning...

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What's easier to unload, a truck full of bowling balls or a truck of babies?

The babies of course, you can use a pitchfork!

How do you help a choking pig?

With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast?

Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww

What makes the noise of a cow when you turn it upside down?

A cow.

Niagara Falls Jokes More Niagara Falls Jokes

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"

What happens when Niagara trips?

Niagara Falls