Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"
Like a glove.
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
Hahaharvard
SEA / NA
Because they can't afford houses in this economy.
You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always Russian around.
Amaized.
To watch Dablooney Toons!
A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..
A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.
Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course.
A reflex of course.
Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
Because they have cotton balls.
They don't have a pilots license.
Just receding.
