Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"
You always think you're right!
Me: Uhh...Let me think... Why Friend: You boil the hell out of it! Me: Get out.
Law-suits
A Brazillion!!!
Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.
Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice
Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza
It's ok, he woke up.
I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
Alison to my radio in the mornings!
Because he was low crab of course.
Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear
What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve
It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make
Niagara Falls
