What's a pigs favorite morning tv show?

Morning Ham

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What time do you get up in the morning?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart