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What's a pigs favorite morning tv show?

Morning Ham

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What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

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Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

What animal do you get when shake a pig?

A ham-stir