What's a pigs favorite morning tv show?

Morning Ham

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What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

The Sergeant-Major growled at the young soldier: I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning.

Thank you very much, sir.

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How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.

What do you call an oversize motorcycle for pigs?

A hog hog.