What's a pigs favorite morning tv show?

Morning Ham

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Who's there! Ben! Ben who?

Ben knocking on this door all morning!

What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

"I didn't wake up this morning..."

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What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.