Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What did the bird say when it flew into the window?

Owl

Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?

Cuz then they'd be baygulls.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

Why did the Papal Palace fill up with kittens?

Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh Eh

What do The Pope &amp a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.

What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo