Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly?

They ostrich-sized him

What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

How do you call a black man flying a plane?

A pilot.

What is the difference between two towers?

A plane

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

What is the Popes favorite trick to do on a bike?

Papa-wheelie!

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

How do you kiss a florist?

With tulips.

What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded!