You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.
Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.
Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...
At least the Japanese were considerate enough to bring their own planes
Their balls are for decoration only
Your holiness
Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.
Rugs and kisses!
Littering.
That's grounds for divorce!
