Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

What's the difference between a fly and a bird?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Who you must not greet on a plane?

HI Jack!

What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

What is the Popes favorite trick to do on a bike?

Papa-wheelie!

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Where does biggest potato grow?

Under the ground.

How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.