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Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

What did the pope give up for lent?

His job.

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What should you do with a burning Kotex?

Throw it on the ground and tamp on it.

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.