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Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone

Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of planes?

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

What do Bill Gates and the Pope have in common?

They've both put their faith in the cloud.

Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

What Is A Kiss?

Its An Inquiry At The Top Floor Regarding The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.

What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Where do we go when we die?

In the ground.

Why were the coffee beans upset?

Because they were grounded.... Or black I am not sure.