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Where does biggest potato grow?

Under the ground.

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

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Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)