What does seven days without exercise make?

One weak!

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Exercise Jokes More Exercise Jokes

What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

What do the people of Skyrim use to exercise?

A Nordic Track.

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Why do blondes work seven days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Sleep at night

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What does seven days without exercise make?

One weak!

What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days?

One is a weak one and the other one week!