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What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

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How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.

What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

What kind of pants does agent Mulder wear?

Just a pair 'a normal pants.

Exercise Jokes More Exercise Jokes

What does seven days without exercise make?

One weak!

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer