Pants.
Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog
The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"
Flop-Flops
TOTEM POLE
A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.
Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to
Jean-Luc Picardio
About 3 to 4 times a week. "Be honest." 2003.
