What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did one flea say to the other after a night out?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

What did the shirt say to the pants?

What's up, britches.

Exercise Jokes More Exercise Jokes

What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

What is this world coming to?

Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise