What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

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What does a dog see in the mirror?

A chair

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

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Why do mermaids wear seashell bras?

Because "B" shells are to small and "D" shells are too big.

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

What are calories?

Little elves that tighten your waistband on your pants a little every night

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What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?

Diddly squat