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What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!

What's a dogs favourite day?

Chewsday

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.

Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?

To keep her head warm.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

What kind of pants does the Pink Panther wear?

Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Deniiiiim

Exercise Jokes More Exercise Jokes

What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

What do the people of Skyrim use to exercise?

A Nordic Track.