What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

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What dog loves to take bubble baths?

A shampoodle!

Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark

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What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

What does 007 wear on his head?

A Bondana.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

How bad is it to poop your pants?

It Depends

Exercise Jokes More Exercise Jokes

Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer