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What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

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Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

What did Adele say when asked where her dog is?

Groomer has it

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim.....

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

Exercise Jokes More Exercise Jokes

Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

What do you call a gunman who exercises?

An active shooter!