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What kind of people are always in a damn hurry?

Russians

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How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

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What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

What kind of music does your mailman like?

Postrock/Postpunk