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What kind of people are always in a damn hurry?

Russians

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What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

What are their nationalities?

Russian and Finnish!

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Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.

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What kind of database does a Pokedex use?

PokeMongoDB

What kind of money do polar bears use?

Ice!