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What kind of people are always in a damn hurry?

Russians

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why is Russia a very fast country?

Because the people are always Russian!

What did Russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

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What do you call something that makes fun of people and can fly?

A mocking bird!

What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?

A mist conception.

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What kind of books do fruit read?

Pulp Fiction

What kind of water do you put into a waterbed?

Spring water