What kind of people are always in a damn hurry?

Russians

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Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

How do Russians put windows in?

Putin Windows duh.

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Why do onions have poor self-image?

Because people cry when they get onions naked.

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

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What kind of cake did Noah enjoy?

Mabul cake.

What kind of toothpaste do MLG use?

Pretty much anything, just no Scope.