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Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane

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Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why don't you people see how racist Pokemon Go is?

All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.

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Why were the twin towers sad?

They ordered pepperoni but got plain.

What's the difference between autumn and fall?

The twin towers didn't autumn

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Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

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How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

What do you get when you order a JFK?

An americano with an extra shot

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Why were the Twin Towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni but they got plane

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.