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Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane

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Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

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What happens when there are two Islamic terrorist identical brothers and one is way taller than the other?

The Twin Towers.

What's the difference between autumn and fall?

The twin towers didn't autumn

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Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

When does a Pentagon not have 5 sides?

When it's intersected by a plane

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What does he order?

Ein stein

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

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Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.