Because there's no karma involved.
Because they're in a depression.
Because they lactose.
Nobody knows. Sorry if it is a repost
Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"
Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?
Ask him/her to pronounce unionized
Because it involves changing sides halfway through.
Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.
I dunno, i just click submit
Do I hand my life in