Because there's no karma involved.
Because all they do is look down at people.
Trees. They're quite shady.
Nobody knows. Sorry if it is a repost
Liars
A messed up system of karma
Ask him/her to pronounce unionized
Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.
Because there's only 2 factors involved.
Doyouthinkhesarus (Credit goes to whoever submitted that to the Coffee News)