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Why do people carry around umbrellas?

Because they can't carry themselves

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

What kind of people like Scottie's hair?

Chubby 7th grade girls!

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

When it's raining cats and dogs!