Why do people carry around umbrellas?

Because they can't carry themselves

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What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

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Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?

A zebra.

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What does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella for?

Fo' Drizzle

Why does Snoop Dogg always carry around an umbrella?

Fo drizzle