March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Why do people carry around umbrellas?

Because they can't carry themselves

Previous Random Joke Next

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

What if we gave people enough for three fries?

Guy who invented ketchup packets

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What kind of music venues do gun lovers like the most?

Carry OK

What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella!

Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.