Why do people carry around umbrellas?

Because they can't carry themselves

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How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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Why do people carry around umbrellas?

Because they can't carry themselves

Why are some flowers gangsta?

Cause they carry pistils.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?

An elephant with an umbrella!