Why do people carry around umbrellas?

Because they can't carry themselves

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Why do people with OCD like Family Feud?

Because it's always black and white.

Why are people into Flat Earth Theory?

Because it's edgy.

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What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

Who will carry on the ancient family curse?

They say.

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

Why does Snoop Dawg need an umbrella??

Fo Drizzle.

Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.