Why do people carry around umbrellas?

Because they can't carry themselves

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What type of people can you not stand?

People in wheelchairs

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

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What is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!

Why do black folk carry around "boomboxes"?

It's just their stereo-type!

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Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.