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When do Arabs return their library books?

The day they're Dubai.

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What's the most problematic time of day?

4:04

What's the difference?

What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went There is no difference, you always regret both!

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

Arab Jokes More Arab Jokes

What is an Arabs favorite fighting technique?

Hijab

Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

Dubai Jokes More Dubai Jokes

What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

The people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

Whats the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

Dubai don't broadcast the Flintstones but AbuDhabidooooooooo

Library Book Jokes More Library Book Jokes

When do Arabs return their library books?

The day they're Dubai.

Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.