When do Arabs return their library books?

The day they're Dubai.

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How many people does it take to make a joke on /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

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When do Arabs return their library books?

The day they're Dubai.

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

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What do you call an Arab who has many cows?

Milk sheikh

When do Arabs return their library books?

The day they're Dubai.

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When do Arabs return their library books?

The day they're Dubai.

What do you say when you leave the UAE?

Dubai-bye!

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When do Arabs return their library books?

The day they're Dubai.

Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.