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When do Arabs return their library books?

The day they're Dubai.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

What happened to the girl who went fishing with a group of men?

She returned home with a red snapper.

Arab Jokes More Arab Jokes

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

What do you call an Arab who just arrived -Amir The next one?

Amir Azwal The next -Amir Azwal Azim

Dubai Jokes More Dubai Jokes

What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!

What do you say when you leave the UAE?

Dubai-bye!

Library Book Jokes More Library Book Jokes

Why did Snoo not check out a library book?

Because he had already Reddit.

When do Arabs return their library books?

The day they're Dubai.