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Why should you not argue with a decimal?

Because decimals always have a point.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

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What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a.tiff!

What's the difference between arguing with a girl and arguing with a knife?

The knife has a point

Decimal Jokes More Decimal Jokes

Whatever's the matter?

Asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

What is DJ Khaled's favorite fraction?

1/9. Because, after the decimal, it's always another one.