Why should you not argue with a decimal?

Because decimals always have a point.

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Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

Why couldn't Helen Keller vote?

She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.

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What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a.tiff!

Who is this "one"?

And why is he always arguing with people?

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Why should you not argue with a decimal?

Because decimals always have a point.

What is DJ Khaled's favorite fraction?

1/9. Because, after the decimal, it's always another one.