Why should you not argue with a decimal?

Because decimals always have a point.

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Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

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What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?

A bullfighter!

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

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Why should you not argue with a decimal?

Because decimals always have a point.

What is DJ Khaled's favorite fraction?

1/9. Because, after the decimal, it's always another one.