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Why did the sushi cross the road?

Sushi could get to the other side.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

Why didn't sine cross the road?

Cosecant

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

Sushi Jokes More Sushi Jokes

What is the name of the restaurant chain that serves sushi burritos?

Japotle.

What did sushi A say to sushi B?

WASABI!!!