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Why did the sushi cross the road?

Sushi could get to the other side.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at Starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

Sushi Jokes More Sushi Jokes

Why did the sushi cross the road?

Sushi could get to the other side.

What did Sushi A said to Sushi B?

Wasaaaabi!