Why did the sushi cross the road?

Sushi could get to the other side.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What is a salad's favorite type of road?

A bowl-ivard

Why did Spider-Man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a canyon with a horse?

I don't know nobody has ever made it across.

Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*

Sushi Jokes More Sushi Jokes

What is the name of the restaurant chain that serves sushi burritos?

Japotle.

What did the Japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi