Why did the sushi cross the road?

Sushi could get to the other side.

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Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.

Sushi Jokes More Sushi Jokes

What did Sushi A said to Sushi B?

Wasaaaabi!

What type of sushi does Bob Seger like?

That Old Thai Moroccan Roll.