Why did the sushi cross the road?

Sushi could get to the other side.

Previous Random Joke Next
Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

What do you get when you cross NWA and Young Money?

Dr. Drake.

Sushi Jokes More Sushi Jokes

What is the name of the restaurant chain that serves sushi burritos?

Japotle.

What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi