Why did the sushi cross the road?

Sushi could get to the other side.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

A cosh(x/a)

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

Sushi Jokes More Sushi Jokes

What is the name of the restaurant chain that serves sushi burritos?

Japotle.

Why did the sushi cross the road?

Sushi could get to the other side.