Why did the sushi cross the road?

Sushi could get to the other side.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the pregnant Chinese chicken cross the road?

Because ah, the egg roll.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?

A party line!

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla?

An animal that puts you out a night!

Sushi Jokes More Sushi Jokes

What type of sushi does Bob Seger like?

That Old Thai Moroccan Roll.

Why did the sushi cross the road?

Sushi could get to the other side.