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Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

Why Did 9Gag Cross The Road?

To steal a Reddit User's post on the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director?

Steven Spellberg!

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

What do you get when einstein jacks off?

A stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why did the Green Giant get a new lid?

Because he always spills the beans.

Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

Stalk Jokes More Stalk Jokes

Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked

What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".