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Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

He was two chickens

Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

Why did Princess Di cross the road?

Interia

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why don't Mexicans have BBQ s?

Because beans always fall through the grill.

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

Stalk Jokes More Stalk Jokes

Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

Why are farmers so wealthy?

Because their stalks are always growing.