Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?

A party line!

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

What does a toddler get drunk off of?

Jack Danimals!

What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

How many beans are in Irish bean soup?

Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

Stalk Jokes More Stalk Jokes

Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked

Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!