Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

How did Jack get rich?

His bean-stock went up.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).

Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

Stalk Jokes More Stalk Jokes

Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

Why are farmers so wealthy?

Because their stalks are always growing.