Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

Knock knock. Who's there? Bean. Bean who?

Bean working very hard today!

Stalk Jokes More Stalk Jokes

Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked

Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!