Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to English)

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cartoon character and a Communist?

Mickey Mao.

What do you get when you cross an orthodontist and a secret agent?

It's confi-dental

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What do you mean, ten?

Ten years Ten months Ten-" "Nine... Eight..."

How many Toronto Maple Leaf fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.

File Jokes More File Jokes

How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick?

Dragon drop

What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.

Auditor Jokes More Auditor Jokes

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

What did the auditors say to the South American shopkeeper?

Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory.