Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

Why did the negative number look so surprised?

He was nonplussed.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

Why didn't the neuron cross the road?

It was Nervous

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog?

A golden receiver!

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

How many good presidential candidates does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Its gonna be a dark four years, now isn't it

What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

File Jokes More File Jokes

What do you call a hard drive in a hydraulic press?

File compression

What format do Emo's prefer to compress files?

RAR

Auditor Jokes More Auditor Jokes

How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

What did the auditors say to the South American shopkeeper?

Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory.