What's red and looks like a bucket?

A red bucket.

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Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

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What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

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What's red and looks like a bucket?

A red bucket.

What's blue and looks like a bucket?

A red bucket in disguise.