Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

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Why was tigger looking down the toilet?

Because he was looking for Pooh!

What looks like half an apple?

The other half

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Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

Why did Snoo not check out a library book?

Because he had already Reddit.

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How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?

She left a plunger in the toilet

What did the toilet say to the pee?

Urine

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What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

What did Spock find in the Enterprise Bathroom?

The Captain's Log.

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What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

What was left in the bathroom on the starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.