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Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

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Why, don't you look nice!?

I said, "Thanks." "It wasn't a compliment." she added.

How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.

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How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary

How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

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Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the toilet?

Because the 'p' is silent.

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What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?

The captain's log!

What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

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What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

What did they find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.