Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

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What did they find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

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Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

What did they find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.