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Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

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Captains Log

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The captain's log.

Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

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What do you call the rapping triplet mind readers on the starship Enterprise?

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Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.