Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

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When are they going to bring slavery back?

I am tired of looking for a job.

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

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What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

Where did the pregnant T-Rex go for a check-up?

The dinocologist

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Why was tigger looking down the toilet?

Because he was looking for Pooh!

What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet?

Wait until he's finished.

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What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?

The captain's log!

What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

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What was left in the bathroom on the starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

What did they find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.