Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

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What do you call an engineer who looks at other people's shoes when walking?

Extroverted

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

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Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What was Tigger doing in the toilet?

Looking for Pooh.

What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.

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What did Spock find in the Enterprise Bathroom?

The Captain's Log.

What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

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Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

What was left in the bathroom on the starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.